throw your other shoe, you fucking pussy

I saw guttermouth on friday. i have loved this band since high school and they did not dissapoint. the best gig i've seen in ages. total abuse, total disrespect, awesome stage presence and sound. i have a nice big bruise on my chest from getting punched by some meathead during 1,2,3, slam. so much fun. guttermouth are the kings of punk in 2009. nofx and bad religion eat guttermouths shit. this is musical monkey. you should probably already know how good this is.

http://www.mediafire.com/?m3rykn2m3dd

thanks to
http://onlyoldschool.blogspot.com for the linkage bud-dy.

bacause hardcore is awesome too

this little gem is one of my favourite records ever. Australia had the best hardcore in the world a couple of years ago. Where did all the good bands go? RIP pro team, jungle fever, jaws and what the fuck happened to YOU, 50 lions?!

this is our wasteland (by pro team). i still dont feel safe.

you're not worthy...

http://www.mediafire.com/?dgwzlojllh2

link from ..
http://desconexaorio-saopaulo.blogspot.com/
its rad. go there.

free taters? to be sure, aye.. potaters

one of the best albums this year is free from earache. their first was good, this, my friends, is a riff party. fast, tight, awesome lyrics, near perfect for what it is. and that, my friends is thrash metal. Gama bomb are from ireland. they write songs about some of my favourite things. zombies, ninjas, witches, mummies and robots. cooler than you. for all you posers who think new thrash is a joke. raddest band. top 5 of 09 easy. well played gama bombers, well played. top of the pile. free is good.

go here...

http://www.earache.com/gamabomb/

wheres your buccaneers?

on ya buccan HEAD! HA!

Here is a band you need to hear. Sounds like some kind of a folksy-pirate-sea-shanty-type thing with a real punk vibe throughout. Anyways, the band is called Blackbird Raum, and they are from Santa Cruz in the states. I always used to pick Santa Cruz as my sponsor in california games. They busk and play on the street a fair bit, which is cool. I really really like this band. Highly Recommended. They have a new CD out as well, I can't wait to have it. Do yourself a favour, clowns.

ARRR!

http://www.mediafire.com/?mmgnjjmjjgm

thanks to the almighty seeing red blog for this. its perfect.
http://seeeingred.blogspot.com

born in the gutter, that's where ill stay, fuck what they say.

Adrenicide. The best band in thrash at the moment. Somebody needs to link me up with their new album. its called KILL. they sure do.... heres their first one. You should buy all of their shit. They are completely DIY, which is awesome. Thrash thrash thrash you fucking posers.

http://www.mediafire.com/?qczd7txkudm

Thanks to Cthulu Jugend for the link. ripping blog. check it. http://cthulhujugend.blogspot.com/

B.A.C.K.

After a long hiatus from internet-land, dealing with real-world shit and life, I have returned! Yes. I now have the internet, so I'm back in business. I'm pretty sure nobody cares anyway, but fuck it. Let's boogie!

Heres what Artillery sounded like when they came back...

http://www.mediafire.com/?doqgywjzvmy

(thanks to http://zipizapemetaldown.blogspot.com/ for the linkage.)

How do you get a poofter to have sex with your missus?

my friend wacko, apart from being a comic genius, reckless drunk and all round good bloke has joined the police force. hes a cop now. legend.

Old School Vs New School

Just got home from buying the recent Violator CD, and it fucking jams. Great energy, Great sound, but most of all, great RIFFS. Violator CHOP. Which got me thinking about the state of thrash at the moment. It seems to me that every man and his dog has a strong hatred towards the new thrash "trend" if you wanna call it that. Its almost become the new nu-metal, if you will. Which makes me kinda sad, because ive always loved thrash first, since '99 (hardly a popular time for thrash), and now its become a bit of a joke. I personally think its due to the popularity of certain new thrash bands that suck. For example, Bonded by blood, who stole the title from arguably the best album in thrash history, and labeled their amazinly boring band after it. Or Evile or Blood Tsunami, claiming to be oh-so old school and oh-so thrash who also suck. There seems to be a hundred of these bands popping up a week. But amonst the new thrash ranks, there are quite a few really shredding bands, and its quite refreshing to hear some raging thrash breathing new life into my beloved genre. Bands like Violator, Toxic Holocaust, Witchtrap, Adrenicide and... wait for it.... the dreaded Municipal Waste (seriously, great guitars and good fun), are producing some top quality jams at the moment. So, while i prefer the REAL old school, i am quite glad for the new wave, for giving me some sweet new thrash to mosh my house to. Let the haters hate, what do they know anyway. Theres always been shitty thrash, it just seems like theres more of it nowadays... at least its not like black metal is today, how lame... Sweating on the new Slayer and Heathen Albums by the way...





heres some Violator. Its the demo from 02. You should BUY the cd or vinyl. Its not as good as their CD "Chemical Assault" But it still rips a fair bit.

Thrash or be Thrashed.


http://rapidshare.com/files/112193537/Violator_-_Killer_Instinct__Demo__-_2002.rar

A Battle Of Epic Scales

Recently, i had the pleasure of watching one of the highlights of cinematical history with a bunch of my mates, well three if you count our other purchases, namely the timeless classics, frankenhooker and c.h.u.d. II, but im talking about Boa Vs. Python, billed as "A Battle of EPIC Scales!" ha ha, get it? so we knew immediately that this was going to rule. Basically heres a rundown of the story (spoiler inclued, sorry but it had to be done). Basically some twit decides it would be a wise business venture to transport an 80 foot reticulated python to the good ol' U.S. of A. FOOL! It escapes, of course and goes on a massive killing spree, leaving mutilated people everywhere. Our Heoes, Dr. Emmet and Monica, manage to track down a 70 foot boa constrictor named Betty, who they feel will be able to deal with the mischevious python and bad-guy Broddick. Much mirth and hijinx ensue until, after pretty much everybody in the film is dead or maimed, the two snakes battle it out in a crowded nightclub, where they both happen to stumble across some train tracks, get hit by a train and explode in a massive ball of flames. AWESOME!

The band Voivod also features an 80 foot reticulated python.. the comparisons are endless. observe....

ROOOARRRRR! http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KNE6G83T

(thanks to infernaldeathcrush.blogspot.com for the link)

kings of metal

i recently had an argument with some jerk who told me that manowar are posers and arent even METAL. they lost the argument. Besides being massively homo erotic (pictured), manowar are pretty much the most METAL band ever.

heres 10 reasons why manowar are the kings of fuckin' METAL.

10. "all men play on 10" = METAL

9. swords, hammers, battle = METAL

8. they hold the guiness world record as the "loudest band on earth" = METAL

7. "the warriors prayer" = METAL

6. other bands play MANOWAR KILL

5. they are called manowar. slightly gay but very METAL

4. "woman be my slave, chained to my bed" = METAL
3. they could easily beat iron maiden in a fight.

2. pretty much every song has the word METAL, steel, kill or fire in the lyrics.

1. manowar fuckin' SAID SO.

i have this on vinyl. so should you. if youre into metal but dont like manowar, you are a poser. its that simple.

you should definately buy this....

times are tough

Its been a bad weekend for australia. poor bastards in vic are being ravaged by the worst natural disater in australian history. if the recession and job losses arent already fucking everyone up.

the cunts who lit those fires should be burnt at the stake.

i just dont get it. but anyway...

listen to something australian today.

make it this. its raaaaare melbourne thrash. its pretty funny and good too. songs like "ejaculator" and "anal spices" ought to cheer you up. ha ha

rage it. here. http://rapidshare.com/files/154088099/the_severed_erection.rar

(thanks to ausrock.blogspot.com for the link was looking for this for years)

might post something aussie every monday. australias the fucken best.

hey hey its saturday

yeh its the weekend. sweet. probs gunna dui the boat over to harro with the boys tonight for a bit of harro pub madness its guna be sweeet. in the meantime got a few phonecalls to make so i can make moves next week. yew.





dissapointing effort from our boys in the cricket last night, but full credit to the zafrikaans, fuck em. haha. looking forward to the federer/nadal final of the aussie open too. Nadal is going to eat the feds shit. that game vs verdasco last night though was probably the best ever.



TV hits is a sham.



starting the day with some thraaaaash. Today its a colombian band witchtrap. destruction on coke. from 06 but very oldschool. definately up there with the best of the new breed of thrash with adrenicide, hexen, toxic holocaust, gama bomb, sss and municipal waste. forget evile. this rules. albums called no anaesthesia. gets atleast a 9.2/10 for me. fuckin cool cover too haha.




get it you posers. here. http://rapidshare.com/files/138884422/No_Anesthesia__2006__By_VikThrasH.rar

thanks to classic-extreme-metal.blogspot.com for the link...

shaaaaaaaaame

bummer.

was meant to be going bush doofing tonight, but cant make it to coffs and have no coin. as le per. spewing. i love eating squares and dancing up a storm in the rainforest. especially at friday creek. the site is beautiful, the beats incredible and the hippies hilarious. fuck.

might just have to wack this mix on, mosh my room and pretend. its my favourite doof mix. its by some crazy swede calls himself flower powder. the mix is called alien seeds and it goes for like 3 hours. gets pretty sick and twisted. psy on the darker side. super psychedelic. if you have any squares or fungi around eat them and go for a realm. if not a j will do haha

listen LOUD. and bent.

here. (right click and save) its huge but its worth it...

http://www.archive.org/details/FlowerPowderAlienSeeds/Flower_Powder_Alien_Seeds.mp3

running out of time

Well its friday. Got till tomorrow to decide what im doing this year. should really have done something by now but thems the breaks... coffs? newie? brisneyland? might just roll the dice and leave it to fate haha. Been tossing this up for weeks now, in a bit of a rut, but now ive given myself a deadline it should be sweet.

hmm. need some tunesto get me psyched. pennywise always seems to do the trick for sing along positivity haha fuck yeah.

when i was in year 8 this blew my mind haha

get this shit... if you dont already... which would be wierd...

http://rapidshare.com/files/98033257/_1997__-_Full_Circle.rar.html

thanks to danger-zone.blogspot.com for the link...

M.A.D.

What ever happened to sweet action and kung-fu movies on TV?

whens the last time you saw commando? or rumble in the bronx?

this pisses me off. fuck you TV. take your dumb fuckin crime shows and stupid medical dramas and home renovation shows and jump. im gunna go watch some sweet arnie on VHS.

to show how angry i am and how much i miss violence on TV im going to give you one of the angriest slices of crossover thrash ever. Been listening to it alot lately. the band is cryptic slaughter. the album convicted. you need this. it was way ahead of its time in '86..

click here... angrily. haha. http://www.badongo.com/file/10275767

thanks to bethrasher.blogspot.com (really killer site)

let off some steam, bennett...

a man is not a camel

wish i didnt cave in and buy those smokes... fuck it gotta die of something i spose. haha.



the wind here is shitting me. really wanted to go surfing today. but just fucked about on the net and blazed some tunes. giving the mighty stratovarius a run at the moment. its just what i needed. foorrrrr thooooousand raaaainy niiiiiiights! haha long live power metal. other stuff i spun today was a bit crankier haha bit of death vomit, cryptic slaughter, fuck on the beach etc....



might go watch some tennis soon but heres some Strato for ya... Destiny from 1998...

itll make ya feel good. sing it.



click the link... http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1KJBT0FM



thanks to thought-prison.blogspot.com for the link...

welcome to my freakshow...

hey there if anyones listening...
this is a blog. decided to give it a crack.
think im gunna just write about stuff thats on my mind or i find amusing.
also about music and stuff i like at the time. see what happens ay.
so... anyway... well see how long this lasts, but for now im going to cave in to addiction and buy one last packet of cigarettes....

peace for now.

jimbo