kings of metal

i recently had an argument with some jerk who told me that manowar are posers and arent even METAL. they lost the argument. Besides being massively homo erotic (pictured), manowar are pretty much the most METAL band ever.

heres 10 reasons why manowar are the kings of fuckin' METAL.

10. "all men play on 10" = METAL

9. swords, hammers, battle = METAL

8. they hold the guiness world record as the "loudest band on earth" = METAL

7. "the warriors prayer" = METAL

6. other bands play MANOWAR KILL

5. they are called manowar. slightly gay but very METAL

4. "woman be my slave, chained to my bed" = METAL
3. they could easily beat iron maiden in a fight.

2. pretty much every song has the word METAL, steel, kill or fire in the lyrics.

1. manowar fuckin' SAID SO.

i have this on vinyl. so should you. if youre into metal but dont like manowar, you are a poser. its that simple.

you should definately buy this....

times are tough

Its been a bad weekend for australia. poor bastards in vic are being ravaged by the worst natural disater in australian history. if the recession and job losses arent already fucking everyone up.

the cunts who lit those fires should be burnt at the stake.

i just dont get it. but anyway...

listen to something australian today.

make it this. its raaaaare melbourne thrash. its pretty funny and good too. songs like "ejaculator" and "anal spices" ought to cheer you up. ha ha

rage it. here. http://rapidshare.com/files/154088099/the_severed_erection.rar

(thanks to ausrock.blogspot.com for the link was looking for this for years)

might post something aussie every monday. australias the fucken best.