i recently had an argument with some jerk who told me that manowar are posers and arent even METAL. they lost the argument. Besides being massively homo erotic (pictured), manowar are pretty much the most METAL band ever.
heres 10 reasons why manowar are the kings of fuckin' METAL.
10. "all men play on 10" = METAL
9. swords, hammers, battle = METAL
8. they hold the guiness world record as the "loudest band on earth" = METAL
7. "the warriors prayer" = METAL
6. other bands play MANOWAR KILL
5. they are called manowar. slightly gay but very METAL
4. "woman be my slave, chained to my bed" = METAL
3. they could easily beat iron maiden in a fight.
3. they could easily beat iron maiden in a fight.
2. pretty much every song has the word METAL, steel, kill or fire in the lyrics.
1. manowar fuckin' SAID SO.
i have this on vinyl. so should you. if youre into metal but dont like manowar, you are a poser. its that simple.
you should definately buy this....
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