born in the gutter, that's where ill stay, fuck what they say.

Adrenicide. The best band in thrash at the moment. Somebody needs to link me up with their new album. its called KILL. they sure do.... heres their first one. You should buy all of their shit. They are completely DIY, which is awesome. Thrash thrash thrash you fucking posers.

http://www.mediafire.com/?qczd7txkudm

Thanks to Cthulu Jugend for the link. ripping blog. check it. http://cthulhujugend.blogspot.com/

B.A.C.K.

After a long hiatus from internet-land, dealing with real-world shit and life, I have returned! Yes. I now have the internet, so I'm back in business. I'm pretty sure nobody cares anyway, but fuck it. Let's boogie!

Heres what Artillery sounded like when they came back...

http://www.mediafire.com/?doqgywjzvmy

(thanks to http://zipizapemetaldown.blogspot.com/ for the linkage.)

How do you get a poofter to have sex with your missus?

my friend wacko, apart from being a comic genius, reckless drunk and all round good bloke has joined the police force. hes a cop now. legend.

Old School Vs New School

Just got home from buying the recent Violator CD, and it fucking jams. Great energy, Great sound, but most of all, great RIFFS. Violator CHOP. Which got me thinking about the state of thrash at the moment. It seems to me that every man and his dog has a strong hatred towards the new thrash "trend" if you wanna call it that. Its almost become the new nu-metal, if you will. Which makes me kinda sad, because ive always loved thrash first, since '99 (hardly a popular time for thrash), and now its become a bit of a joke. I personally think its due to the popularity of certain new thrash bands that suck. For example, Bonded by blood, who stole the title from arguably the best album in thrash history, and labeled their amazinly boring band after it. Or Evile or Blood Tsunami, claiming to be oh-so old school and oh-so thrash who also suck. There seems to be a hundred of these bands popping up a week. But amonst the new thrash ranks, there are quite a few really shredding bands, and its quite refreshing to hear some raging thrash breathing new life into my beloved genre. Bands like Violator, Toxic Holocaust, Witchtrap, Adrenicide and... wait for it.... the dreaded Municipal Waste (seriously, great guitars and good fun), are producing some top quality jams at the moment. So, while i prefer the REAL old school, i am quite glad for the new wave, for giving me some sweet new thrash to mosh my house to. Let the haters hate, what do they know anyway. Theres always been shitty thrash, it just seems like theres more of it nowadays... at least its not like black metal is today, how lame... Sweating on the new Slayer and Heathen Albums by the way...





heres some Violator. Its the demo from 02. You should BUY the cd or vinyl. Its not as good as their CD "Chemical Assault" But it still rips a fair bit.

Thrash or be Thrashed.


http://rapidshare.com/files/112193537/Violator_-_Killer_Instinct__Demo__-_2002.rar

A Battle Of Epic Scales

Recently, i had the pleasure of watching one of the highlights of cinematical history with a bunch of my mates, well three if you count our other purchases, namely the timeless classics, frankenhooker and c.h.u.d. II, but im talking about Boa Vs. Python, billed as "A Battle of EPIC Scales!" ha ha, get it? so we knew immediately that this was going to rule. Basically heres a rundown of the story (spoiler inclued, sorry but it had to be done). Basically some twit decides it would be a wise business venture to transport an 80 foot reticulated python to the good ol' U.S. of A. FOOL! It escapes, of course and goes on a massive killing spree, leaving mutilated people everywhere. Our Heoes, Dr. Emmet and Monica, manage to track down a 70 foot boa constrictor named Betty, who they feel will be able to deal with the mischevious python and bad-guy Broddick. Much mirth and hijinx ensue until, after pretty much everybody in the film is dead or maimed, the two snakes battle it out in a crowded nightclub, where they both happen to stumble across some train tracks, get hit by a train and explode in a massive ball of flames. AWESOME!

The band Voivod also features an 80 foot reticulated python.. the comparisons are endless. observe....

ROOOARRRRR! http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KNE6G83T

(thanks to infernaldeathcrush.blogspot.com for the link)

kings of metal

i recently had an argument with some jerk who told me that manowar are posers and arent even METAL. they lost the argument. Besides being massively homo erotic (pictured), manowar are pretty much the most METAL band ever.

heres 10 reasons why manowar are the kings of fuckin' METAL.

10. "all men play on 10" = METAL

9. swords, hammers, battle = METAL

8. they hold the guiness world record as the "loudest band on earth" = METAL

7. "the warriors prayer" = METAL

6. other bands play MANOWAR KILL

5. they are called manowar. slightly gay but very METAL

4. "woman be my slave, chained to my bed" = METAL
3. they could easily beat iron maiden in a fight.

2. pretty much every song has the word METAL, steel, kill or fire in the lyrics.

1. manowar fuckin' SAID SO.

i have this on vinyl. so should you. if youre into metal but dont like manowar, you are a poser. its that simple.

you should definately buy this....

times are tough

Its been a bad weekend for australia. poor bastards in vic are being ravaged by the worst natural disater in australian history. if the recession and job losses arent already fucking everyone up.

the cunts who lit those fires should be burnt at the stake.

i just dont get it. but anyway...

listen to something australian today.

make it this. its raaaaare melbourne thrash. its pretty funny and good too. songs like "ejaculator" and "anal spices" ought to cheer you up. ha ha

rage it. here. http://rapidshare.com/files/154088099/the_severed_erection.rar

(thanks to ausrock.blogspot.com for the link was looking for this for years)

might post something aussie every monday. australias the fucken best.